perfect, perfect, you’re too good to be true

my ode to Ariana Grande’s new album

Happy October 29 at 9 p.m.! I love a good holiday.

I’m only minutes away from listening to Ariana Grande’s new album Positions, and I’m going to type all my thoughts. Holy shit. Okay, here we go.

shut up

Oh! Okay, this is an interesting vibe. I feel like I’m on the Haunted Mansion ride. It gives me like old-y vibes. Does that make sense? Maybe I’m not cut out for music commentary. Sorry if you were expecting better.


Yes, MA’AM. I was scared for this album after listening to shut up, but THIS song is my vibe.

Okay, one minute later, can confirm. This song is so good. I have absolute CHILLS.

motive (with Doja Cat)

YOU’RE KIDDING. I have chills again. This album is IT.

And I mean… Doja Cat did it again.

just like magic

Okay, I like this. We’re vibing. We’re chilling. Listen, not every song is going to be my favorite. :)

Wait. This song is about manifesting. Suddenly I stan! Stream just like magic!

off the table (with The Weeknd)

I expected this song to be ~slow and smooth~ because of The Weeknd feature. I obviously am a more I LIKE TO FUCK WITH YOU JUST TO MAKE UP WITH YOU-kinda girl, but I like this. It won’t be on repeat. No, no, that’s for 34+35.

six thirty

YES. Oh wow. The chills are BACK, baby. I love this. Another strong contender to be my second favorite after 34+35!!!!!

safety net (with Ty Dolla $ign)

I like this. I would listen to this while working at my computer or perhaps driving in the car when you know people will want to talk and won’t let you sing to your music. I think this one will grow on me.

my hair

OH WOW. I’m ready to whip out my Ariana ponytail again.


I was vERY excited for this one given the title. It’s fine. :) No further comments.

west side

This sound. I can’t tell if I simply like this or love this. I can’t stop smiling, but I think it’s just because of the album in general. Feeling blessed, thank you Ariana!!!!!

love language

As a words of affirmation Taurus-Gemini cusp ENFP 7w8 Slytherin, I was AWAITING this song. I love a good personality test, and the love language test is just one of many I love referring to in everyday conversation.

And girlies, she did it. This song is so good. Thank god. I love it. I love her.

Honestly, wow. This really is a new Ariana era, and I’m soaking it in. Amen.


I mean, obsessed. I will admit it took me a bit to really fall in love with it after my first listen last week, but that’s nothing 146 streams can’t fix! Now I know this song like the back of my hand, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.


This song reminds me of Christmas morning. Doesn’t it have that vibe? Imagine this with chestnuts roasting on the fire, if you will. ‘Tis the season, my friends!!!!

Yes. I love this. The chills are back again!


The last song. I’m sad. Oh wait, now I have time to listen to 34+35 again?

I love this. Why is it giving me Yours Truly vibes? VOCALS. CHILLS. I HAVE CHILLS AGAIN.

Oh my god. Oh MY GOD. THIS IS MY FAVORITE ON THIS ALBUM. MAYBE EVER? This is so good. My chills keep subsiding then getting STRONGER.

Wait, holy shit. This song is absolutely incredible. Thank you, GOD. My jaw is on the floor. What a fucking FINALE.

Final thoughts

What a journey. I feel like a better person having experienced this album. I need to listen another 328473 times, but this album ranks high for me. This is the best thing to happen to me in 2020.

Okay, that’s all for now. Stream positions. <3